Family Jewels

17 Feb

My conversation with Dylan this morning as he dressed for school:

     “Hey Penis Lady!”

     “Are you talking to me”

     “Yeah.  Where did you put your penis?”

    “Girls don’t have penises.  You know that.”

     “You know, the one that you put on when you need it.*  You should put it somewhere safe in case burglars come to get it.”

     “Where do you think I should put it?”

     “The washing ma-clean.  Burglars won’t look there.”

*Note: Dylan has previously insisted that girls needs a penis and that you can just stick a penis to your butt.  He hasn’t been able to explain exactly why we need them yet.  I am waiting for that brilliant response…


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