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The Fountain (or Throne) of Youth

4 Mar

After discussing the time I stapled my finger, Dylan tells me in his own way, that I can go back to that lovely summer afternoon at Grandma’s house.  There is a way to defy time and space.

     Dylan: “Mom, when you pee sitting down you get littler”

     Me: “What?”

     Dylan: “You remember? Dad said if you pee standing up you get bigger.”

     Me: “So when you sit down you get littler.”

     Dylan, exasperated by this time: “Yeeeessss!”

Who knew?  Time travel by toilet.

 

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